Alpha Dogs Don’t Mount For Dominance

Contrary to all past, current and unfortunately future teachings by the dog training community. Dogs that mount other dogs are not trying to show their dominance over that animal. Plain and simply, they are acting like dogs.

For all you women out there I’m sure you’ve encountered a dog or two,  at sometime in your life. You know what I’m talking about, the two legged kind of dog, Man.  Usually after the mutt of the human species had one too many cocktails, the grabby feely kind of guy who doesn’t understand that he’s not God’s gift to women.

This special little fellow usually gets smacked upside his stupid head a lot, all because after too many drinks he turned into a horny dog. THIS is exactly what your dog ( the canine type ), does. When he or she attempts to mount other dogs, your leg, your cat, your couch pillows, a crumpled up blanket everything and sometimes anything when they get that special urge.

These are dogs, they don’t care what the hell they try to mount as long as they can mount something. They do this because they are dogs, displaying similar intelligences as the human dogs do after a night of drinking. Didn’t you ever wonder where, why and how that saying came about, ” He’s a real dog “

A dog will show his dominance over another dog two ways ; 1- a dominant dogs attitude alone, will make the other dog submit. 2- If the attitude thing didn’t work, he would kick the other dogs ass.

So please stop repeating ” Dogs show dominance by mounting other dogs”. Not only is this inaccurate information, you could possible be doing irreparable harm to the animal being described.

A dog mounts other dogs, people, cats, pillows or what have you, because they are horny idiots.

THE SPIRIT DOG

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